How i feel

I'm terminally online but in a well-adjusted way.

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day

obsessed with this version of the salute emoji where it looks like it's getting gently stroked on the head

last night was crazy we were passing around a jar of honey taking spoonfuls each till 4 am

i have a love/hate relationship with how intensely i feel things

the older you get, the funnier using stupid internet slang becomes. the other day someone on discord told me their mom was younger than me and I said "skill issue". I can't wait to still be doing this shit in the nursing home

We are so fucking back (in bed)

“migraine with aura” sounds so cool . like some sort of ability. but it is in fact not cool at all

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

Reblog to make it die faster

the 7th dimensional beings are making fun of me because i can’t comprehend how i’m doomed by the narrative

AJDJDNXJKWANWKDJDIEHEK?????